Historians of male sexuality may one day look back on the invention of the RealTouch as the time when men finally achieved sexual independence.  Before the RealTouch, you had one reality – in the words of Bob Marley, no woman might mean no cry,  but it certainly meant no sex as well.

With the invention of the world’s first virtual sex device, you now have a second possibility – no woman, no cry, and lots of fantastic sex with the porn actress of your choosing!

It’s only fitting then, that to celebrate American Independence Day, RealTouch is being offered at a 20% discount for FOUR DAYS ONLY between July 2nd – 5th.  So you can achieve virtual sex independence for men for only $179 on that day…with no tears…

Click the following link to read more details of the RealTouch July 4th Special Offer Price $179

Meanwhile, AEBN have announced that sales of the RealTouch have spiked dramatically after their introduction of the new payment options.  RealTouch is quickly losing its tag of ‘that toy you have to pay for every time you use it’, as word gets around that you can now purchase videos for life, or pay for rentals – unlimited over a period of time or individually one at a time.

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The RealTouch system will enable you to get to know Paris at her  most intimate level – down to the correct warmth, moisture – the user will even feel cum splashing against his penis at the exact moment that miss Hilton orgasms in the video.

But you’re going to have to hurry fast.  AEBN, the makers of RealTouch, only have the licence to use the Paris Hilton sex tape for 6 months.  How many times can you fuck Paris Hilton in six months?  Well you better order your RealTouch now in order to find out.

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It’s official.  The new options on how you use your RealTouch have appeared on the toy’s homepage : as of May 2010, you will no longer be required to buy minutes every time you use it.  The new options include renting the scene of your choice for 7 straight days or even for life!  Another interesting option is to buy a RealTouch track without sound or audio, again yours to use for life.  For example you could buy a track that goes through a range of sexual motions, perhaps starting with some handjob action, a little sucking, and then some hardcore fucking.  This would be without video - you let your imagination do the work. But the sensations are so realistic that isn’t difficult.  Just insert into your mind the girl of your dreams!

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Few men will ever get to swing a 6 iron like Tiger Woods, but husbands all over the world will now be able to virtually cheat like him, thanks to RealTouch adding porn babe and Tiger conquest Joslyn James to their collection of adult porn stars who have been haptic encoded.

Tiger is alleged to have had a three year fling with Joslyn, a former porn star who has become infamous for publishing some of the racy sex text messages that the golfer sent her during their illicit time together.

With the world’s first virtual reality sex device, you can sink your long iron into Joslyn’s hole whenever you want.  Feel the moistness, warmth, and feel of Joslyn wrapped around your pecker…just as it probably felt for Tiger.  Just don’t let your wife find out. And if you do, beware of swinging golf clubs!

Meanwhile there has been official confirmation that AEBN will be changing their pricing policy in May, from which time you will be offered unlimited rentals for a week and the possibility of owning RealTouch videos for life.

If you buy the RealTouch now, your free 60 minutes should last you until May

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Now it appears, unofficially, that AEBN may be ready to introduce new purchasing options, ranging from a monthly subscription to actually buying video clips to use as many times as you want.

As I said, this is unofficial as it stands, though heard from a reliable source.  It does look likely that a barrier to buying the RealTouch is about to come down for many thousands of potential customers.

Meanwhile, the RealTouch wowed the 30,000+ visitors to last week’s show, with the revolutionary new teledildonic sex toy being described as the Wii of porn and the saviour of the adult entertainment industry.  Scott Coffman even hinted that AEBN may start producing non-porn versions of the RealTouch, enabling the technology to help the disabled in a variety of medical appliacations.

Radio icon Howard Stern received an early Christmas present of a RealTouch from Lisa Ann, star of the adult video parody Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?, who recently signed on to promote the device. After viewing the product she presented to him during her recent appearance on his Sirius/XM show, Stern joked with his listeners: “This is what I’ve been waiting for all my life!”

Hustler magazine called RealTouch the “future of sex” and Fleshbot said simply, “it’s one of the most remarkable male sex toys we’ve ever seen.” The ultimate gadget site, Gizmodo, dubbed RealTouch a “video-synchronized masturbator” while Kansas City radio host Johnny Dare said, “I don’t know if this isn’t the greatest technological achievement of all time.” Lisa Ann also demonstrated RealTouch on the Covino & Rich radio show on Sirius/XM, after which the duo decided it was a “kick ass device.”  Creative Loafing said, “There’s a magical new device that advances the art of self-gratification. The nifty gadget is always in the mood and never complains when you throw your underwear on the floor.”

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“She’s dynamic and dedicated,” said AEBN CEO Scott Coffman. “Lisa Ann has a great understanding of the technology behind RealTouch and the fantasy it delivers and I know that she will present it passionately to the public.”

Lisa herself, recently featured in Eninem’s lastest video, had some words to her fans, explaining why there is nothing to fear from haptic technology – only positive things, such as being able to bang her tight body like she belonged to you :

“Some media have written that the realistic sexual pleasure provided by RealTouch might mean the end of mankind but I don’t,” said the actress and entrepreneur, “unless it learns to cook. What it will do is give me and other actresses the chance to reach out and touch our fans in a way they’ve never experienced before.”

“As a performer, it’s all about making a connection and RealTouch is first device, actually the only sex toy for men or women I’ve ever seen that takes it to this level.  You can look me in the eye and feel, truly feel what it’s like to be with me.

(seen on Official Wire : Adult Superstar and Sarah Palin Lookalike Lisa Ann joins AEBN to promote RealTouch