Radio icon Howard Stern received an early Christmas present of a RealTouch from Lisa Ann, star of the adult video parody Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?, who recently signed on to promote the device. After viewing the product she presented to him during her recent appearance on his Sirius/XM show, Stern joked with his listeners: “This is what I’ve been waiting for all my life!”

Hustler magazine called RealTouch the “future of sex” and Fleshbot said simply, “it’s one of the most remarkable male sex toys we’ve ever seen.” The ultimate gadget site, Gizmodo, dubbed RealTouch a “video-synchronized masturbator” while Kansas City radio host Johnny Dare said, “I don’t know if this isn’t the greatest technological achievement of all time.” Lisa Ann also demonstrated RealTouch on the Covino & Rich radio show on Sirius/XM, after which the duo decided it was a “kick ass device.”  Creative Loafing said, “There’s a magical new device that advances the art of self-gratification. The nifty gadget is always in the mood and never complains when you throw your underwear on the floor.”

Finally A Gadget A Guy Can Really Love

“She’s dynamic and dedicated,” said AEBN CEO Scott Coffman. “Lisa Ann has a great understanding of the technology behind RealTouch and the fantasy it delivers and I know that she will present it passionately to the public.”

Lisa herself, recently featured in Eninem’s lastest video, had some words to her fans, explaining why there is nothing to fear from haptic technology – only positive things, such as being able to bang her tight body like she belonged to you :

“Some media have written that the realistic sexual pleasure provided by RealTouch might mean the end of mankind but I don’t,” said the actress and entrepreneur, “unless it learns to cook. What it will do is give me and other actresses the chance to reach out and touch our fans in a way they’ve never experienced before.”

“As a performer, it’s all about making a connection and RealTouch is first device, actually the only sex toy for men or women I’ve ever seen that takes it to this level.  You can look me in the eye and feel, truly feel what it’s like to be with me.

(seen on Official Wire : Adult Superstar and Sarah Palin Lookalike Lisa Ann joins AEBN to promote RealTouch