Radio icon Howard Stern received an early Christmas present of a RealTouch from Lisa Ann, star of the adult video parody Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?, who recently signed on to promote the device. After viewing the product she presented to him during her recent appearance on his Sirius/XM show, Stern joked with his listeners: “This is what I’ve been waiting for all my life!”

Hustler magazine called RealTouch the “future of sex” and Fleshbot said simply, “it’s one of the most remarkable male sex toys we’ve ever seen.” The ultimate gadget site, Gizmodo, dubbed RealTouch a “video-synchronized masturbator” while Kansas City radio host Johnny Dare said, “I don’t know if this isn’t the greatest technological achievement of all time.” Lisa Ann also demonstrated RealTouch on the Covino & Rich radio show on Sirius/XM, after which the duo decided it was a “kick ass device.”  Creative Loafing said, “There’s a magical new device that advances the art of self-gratification. The nifty gadget is always in the mood and never complains when you throw your underwear on the floor.”

Finally A Gadget A Guy Can Really Love

Word is also slowly seeping out over the internet that virtual sex is indeed, finally now a reality.  Another story on RealTouch appeared on the online press today :

“I remember looking at RealTouch the first time I saw it on the web, thinking how can you imitate all these sex acts?” commented one consumer on an independent forum. “It’s possible… oh yes! For those of you wondering, it’s amazingly possible.”

 

Another wrote, “The sensation was amazing, very realistic in regards to what was happening on screen.”

 

“Until now, people could only experience movies through two senses – sight and sound,” says Scott Coffman, CEO of AEBN, the company that pioneered internet video-on-demand (VOD) ten years ago and is now the industry leader. “We’ve integrated the sense of touch to create a truly unique and engaging experience.”

 

“The time has come for a product like RealTouch. Adult toys are far more accepted in today’s culture but primarily exist for women. You can find them in major drug and department store chains. We felt it was time to introduce a high quality, high technology product for men.”

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‘it’s a lot of fun, and pretty exciting, to be feeling sensations along with the video you’re watching. The lube splash that happens occasionally (or that you can manually trigger) is a very unique sensation and a lot of fun, and the video encoding works well and really does move synced nicely with the vids….I had a quite wonderful orgasm in RealTouch and to my pleasant surprise it wasn’t uncomfortably intense directly after, as some toys can be….Overall, I’m happy I got it, looking forward to using it more and seeing more video content, but will likely keep it as an occasional in the mood toy instead of an every day staple. So it’s not the ultimate kill-all toy, but it is a fantastic toy nonetheless.’ (wolfpupNX)

‘overall I say it was worth the wait. this is probably the most advance virtual sex equipment out there. But not a fleshlight killer. When you buy this device you are limited to whethever video and scene they provide you. with fleshlight it’s anything goes.’ (Dawson203)

‘As far as comparing to other products and being a fleshlight owner, id have to say its better. especially once i find slower videos to avoid the desensitizing effect (only 32 minutes left so hopefully i can find one b4 my minutes run out.) i know this is gonna be probably #1 on my list of sextoys. ‘ (Hawk9899)

‘I then went through the list of movies and picked out a film. Now for the guys that have gone 10 or 15 minutes with this thing my hat is off to you. The first time i got to 5min 43sec and i was done!!

…all (the actions) feel pretty awesome its not the real thing but it is pretty damn close!’ (The Real Deal)

‘Orgasm within 5-6 minutes… ‘Seasoned Players 9, Scene 1 – Chloe’

The sensation was amazing, very realistic in regards to what was happening on screen. From head to handjob to full on sex, each sensation was different and progressed nicely to get me off.

I was so impressed with my first experience that I was ready to give it another go after a few minutes of recovery….Overall I am a huge fan of this technology and will continue to enjoy this experience on a regular basis!’ (captspald)

A couple of users have experienced some teething problems with their RealTouch devices, but at the moment it is unclear whether these are faults with an individual product, a result of not using the device correctly, or an actual general problem that the makers of RealTouch will have to correct.  Lube escaping from the RealTouch was commented on in particular.

To read the full reviews of the RealTouch which these samples were taken from please go to RealTouchForum.org

If you have recieved your RealTouch please post a review of it here, brief or long, good or bad.

Forget Sleeper’s orgasmatron or Barbarella’s Excessive Machine. Among the many dispatches from all corners of the world to hit L.A. Daily’s copy desk is RealTouch’s announcement of a very real gizmo for men that allows pleasure seekers to seek no further than their own laps — and laptops. The device is being ballyhooed locally just in time for this weekend’s Erotic L.A. Expo at the Convention Center.